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Cute (Albeit Gross & Macabre) New Song

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« on: September 05, 2010, 11:29:34 pm »

One of my favorite TV shows is "Dr. G: Medical Examiner", starring Jan Garavaglia, MD, Chief Medical Examiner of Florida's District 9, which consists of Orange and Osceola Counties (and, yes, I've noticed that there appears to be some replacement of traditional county-level functions by a supra-county state organization, possibly as a result of Federalization).  It seems to me that most of her "guest stars" are victims of complications of Type 1 Diabetes, and most of the rest are victims of chronic alcoholism.

So, I came up with this little number, which I call "Song of the Future Guest Star on the DR. G Show" (to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpealido cious"):

Character:    I am sick with Diabetic Ketoacidosis
                   And my toes are turning black from Gangrenous Necrosis
                   And the fact that I drink whiskey gives me halitosis
                   I am sick with Diabetic Ketoacidosis!
Chorus Line: He is sick with Diabetic Ketoacidosis!

Cheers!    Grin
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 08:28:52 am »

SECOND VERSE:

Character:     I am sick from Diabetic Ketoacidosis
                    Just the fact that I'm so sick is feeding my neurosis
                    And I hate this hospital; please take away those roses
                    I am sick from Diabetic Ketoacidosis!
Chorus Line:  He is sick from Diabetic Ketoacidosis!

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 Feel free to add verses of your own!
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Are you taking over?
Or are you taking orders?
I ain't going backwards!
We're going only forwards!

The Clash, White Riot
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