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An Open email reply to MICHAEL MOORE, viz his "NEANDERTHAL attitudes" comments !

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Jonnie Goodboy
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« on: November 08, 2012, 03:45:28 am »

Quite a few people will have received the Mr Michael (Where's my Wallet, Dude) Moore email today:
Morning in America ...a note from Michael Moore

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

"Congratulations everyone!!

This country has truly changed, and I believe there will be no going back. Hate lost yesterday. That is amazing in and of itself. And all the women who were elected last night!  A total rebuke of Neanderthal attitudes.

JB whilst busy putting out the boxes and boxes of rubbish for the Dustbin-man with one hand, composed and sent this to Mr Moore, - with another hand:

"Dear Mr Moore.

   It is with great hesitation and trepidation that I reply to your email.

 Since I was too once a staunch believer in the America you would paint as the good old days before you all went to the wall.

 As a person who lived in France in a small Limousine village where the NEANDETHALS you refer to in your mail actually did stay, in still visible caves, during their passage from Pre-Teutonic Middle-Europe out down the ‘road past my house’ (sic), up and over the Pyrenees and finally crossing Spain into The Liberian Peninsula where these same Neanderthals you make metaphorical reference to ‘ a total rebuke of the attitudes of’ were to live their last mortal days, paddling on the sea-side of the Atlantic coast, & collecting sea-shells memorabilia.

 It is not commonly understood that the people doing the labelling of “You are Neanderthals” are in fact, themselves often found to be looking down the barrel of a very short sawn-off-shotgun themselves. More detail would only cloud MY metaphor, and sadly too, would be wasted on someone in such a state of rapture as you seem.

 With all the Patriotic Americans from Flint and Elsewhere who are now newly decorated with the somewhat unexpected rank of “Neanderthals” perhaps now is the time for you to draw the attention of these same primordial white Caucasian Nationals to the difficult issue of where Austerity will leave them regarding somewhere to live.

 I believe the desert caves and gullies are particularly abundant and quite dry and homely still, at this time of year, out in the Deserts of Nevada & Utah.

 These White Caucasian Latter-Day Neanderthals to whom you apparently refer, can and will no doubt, be getting ALL the necessary practice at living and heating their improvised homes by candlelight soon enough. Wouldn’t you agree!!

 Yours in deepest sympathy,

 General Lee Ivor Craven.

— For the British; Fourth Armoured Wheelie-Bins.


Go on then, Lap it up!
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"When the righteous become many, the people rejoice; but when anyone wicked bears rule, the people sigh".
— Prov 29:2

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