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150K Condom supply for LibidOlympics. Consistent performance but still dreaming?

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Jonnie Goodboy
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« on: August 06, 2012, 11:40:27 am »

London 2012 be the raunchiest games ever? - Reports the Dialy Snail, (online ed).
Despite this Militarised Gladiatorial Olympiad being a moral Boost for Elitist Sportsmen & Women, it's not only the Nation's (sic) spirit that is expected to be given the short term boost or 'lift'.
But will it be remembered as the Games where the most LibidOlympics Awards were handed out than others?
— And the answer is NO!

The Olympic Village London, or 'Party Town' as it's known to 59,998,125 Jealous British onlookers.

The BBC reports this weekend that at the Australian Summer Olympics of 2000, some 250,000 prophylactics or 'rubbers' were made available to the contestants. But nonetheless, it's probably true that the Lea-Valley Olympiad will attract more 'Dirty-Old-Men' who are at this very moment glued to their Giant Plasmas as the Womens' Gymnast and Cycling teams give it 'their all'.

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It's obviously such a strenuously distractive issue that the press can't even get their vital statistics right.
Ted Turner's CNN reports the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics as having the highest rubbers score of a mere 150K.

'With an emergency shipment included, more than 100,000 condoms were distributed at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics'.

"Over the course of 17 days, the health agency doled out 100,000 condoms, supplied by the British Columbia Centre for Disease Control. And after buzz, some based on rumors, grew that there was a shortage -- "We were not getting calls from people saying, 'Help, I need condoms,'" Adams laughed -- an emergency shipment of 8,500 additional rubbers came in from the Canadian Foundation for AIDS Research."

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Athletes will receive 15 condoms each for the 17-day festival.
'I've seen athletes having sex out in the open, getting down and dirty on grass between buildings,' says U.S. women's goalie ...

Sprint cyclist Victoria Pendleton is one of the most glamorous of the British athletes. She has even posed 'au natural' in the past

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British Olympic and world champion track cyclist Victoria Pendleton poses in sexy lingerie, left, and in her tracksuit, right

Ready for some exercise: 150,000 condoms have been made available to athletes during the games

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Australian Winter Olympiad with ¼Million 'RUBBERS'. Keep it up mates, but you don't want to go Nuts!

Australian swimmers Eamon Sullivan, James Roberts, James Magnussen and Matt Targett on Manley beach in Sydney.

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