Trump Undecided About What Stupid **** to Say Next
Posted by Vincent L. Guarisco on May 4, 2011 at 2:55am
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - With the
public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald
Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what
stupid **** to say next.
“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the
headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The
only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something
really **** up.”
Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up **** is
the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to
break his silence with something truly craptastic.
To that end, he has
closeted himself with a circle of advisors including the Rev. Pat Robertson,
former NBA star Charles Barkley, and the former voice of the Aflac duck, Gilbert
Gottfried.
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