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Title: How many Quantum Physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Jonnie Goodboy on June 06, 2012, 11:10:16 am

 Answers on a post-card, Please.


Title: Re: How many Quantum Physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Post by: Jonnie Goodboy on June 06, 2012, 01:23:51 pm
 Of course I have to answer my own questions on here, because I'm the only human-being that visits this site, the rest are 'Forum Loggers' and so forth.

  I found myself, coincidentally having to change a lightbulb today. Two lightbulbs actually!



  It took me 5 hrs. No joke, no kidding around.



Maybe I'm a real old 'unable to look after himself' type, obviously then, vulnerable to housebreaks and so-forth.
So maybe you bunch of Panzies at Dumfries and Galloway social services should move some even more violent Time-Served Junkies and House-breakers into the local 'Social Housing' complex of Laureburn Housing. Where all the local Jock Junkies and Alkies get looked after at the tax-payers' expense. And all the Junkie/House-Breaker has to do, is do a SMALL TOWN LOCAL MAFIA act; and beat me up, as did happen and as was reported on this forum for August last year.

So, Social-Services, whilst you're in court looking after the future luxurious requirments of the Junkie/House-Breakers, (on whose behest and instruction I wonder?), maybe you professionals, down there in the New Government Property 'Trillium' Contracted Lease building on Irish Street, Dumfries, - maybe you should start thinking about YOUR FUTURES, because if what's happening to agencies like the TSA, and homeland security today should propagate down to another level all together and mistrust in the system become manifest with authorities higher up, then you people are going to be getting to experience the life of the common convict, from so very much closer up.

I will kick your asses; whoever you goddamned think You are.