One of my favorite TV shows is "Dr. G: Medical Examiner", starring Jan Garavaglia, MD, Chief Medical Examiner of Florida's District 9, which consists of Orange and Osceola Counties (and, yes, I've noticed that there appears to be some replacement of traditional county-level functions by a supra-county state organization, possibly as a result of Federalization). It seems to me that most of her "guest stars" are victims of complications of Type 1 Diabetes, and most of the rest are victims of chronic alcoholism.
So, I came up with this little number, which I call "Song of the Future Guest Star on the DR. G Show" (to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpealido
cious"):
Character: I am sick with Diabetic Ketoacidosis
And my toes are turning black from Gangrenous Necrosis
And the fact that I drink whiskey gives me halitosis
I am sick with Diabetic Ketoacidosis!
Chorus Line: He is sick with Diabetic Ketoacidosis!
Cheers!