Message #4793

[Jonnie Goodboy]

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Regarding how Buckingham Palace sees a question of freedom of the Press and the question more generally in a rhetoric sense. A Spokesmen for the Royal Family made the following brief statement ...

                [size=19]Freedom is for Pussies. Sic Gloria Transit Mundi.
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Additionally the Palace commented:

                [size=19]There are forces at work in this country of which we have no knowledge.[/size]

And regarding other allegations of incordiality concerning alleged after midnight visits by male prostitutes to Her Majesty's Private Quarters, another spokesperson adjouted:

               [size=19] Furthermore, it is untrue that Prince Philip has frequently allowed male prostitutes to enter her majesty's bedroom via a window deliberately left open. Neither has Palace Security been allowed to deliberately lapse or 'stand-down' on such occasions as during the entry of said and alleged male prostitutes such as a Mr Fagan, into her Majesty's PRIVATE QUARTERS, for example, in years past.
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