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GCHQ: Your April FOOL? A Whole New Vista for Surveillance and National Security.

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Jonnie Goodboy
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« on: April 01, 2012, 06:32:19 am »

Let us not Quibble or mess with our words or Compulsions on this matter and let us not Bow our Haughty Ear to the Empty Screams of the mere Self-Appointed 'Citizens' (read please - Citizen Terrorists) of these Islands Royal.

IS THE BBC PULLING AN APRIL FOOL'S GAME BY EXPLODING EMBELLISHED OLD NEWS. IT'S A BIT SICK.
SO THEY PROBABLY ARE JUST PANDERING TO YOUR NEED TO BE MESSED WITH. AND YOU MERE CIVILIAN SCUM DO NEED, (as you constantly prove to us from your petri-dish) TO BE MESSED WITH - BIG TIME.

Email and web use 'to be monitored' under "new laws"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17576745
1 April 2012

I get the Joke Already. 'Brilliant.'

I once spoke to a Local Labour Parliamentarian with a copy of my Prison Planet article on 'Porton Down Biowarfare - MoD announce increased Civilian Resiliance' on the desk between us. This was during the time of Gordon The Maddox Brown's Premiership. He said such plans as those outlined by Labour to surveille all your electronic Communications were only at the intitial Green-Paper stage, this was in late 2008, I guess.

Well that Government has gone. The Conservatives opposed that Socialist brought legislation. But now the GLOBALIST Government PROXY of a Parliament is about to pass through the final stages of its long arduous passage down the hallowed bowels of the UK Parliament and out into the Witless Public's Domain, after it has short-circuited briefly by the Nervous system connection to that Talking-Head organ, that is The 'Auntie' BBC.

— ΏAnd you thought it was 'Your BBC'!?

— Well done you. I almost fell for it. April Fool You BBCia. HaHa-Haha.

But if you found this joke a bit dry and you're a bit sick of Pranksters, here's a more traditional bit of 'word-play' I just thought up, based on the real-world:

What's a Geordie Boy's (Native of Tyneside) Formula to work out by itterative approximation the square-root of number N, utilizing the succesive terms, y1, y2, y3 ... to ... yn ?

Here's your answer Geordies' : —     yi + 1 = ½(yi + N / yi)

And the answer too, is an indefatigable - Wae'aye man!!!!

No, it actually does work this, give it a try you mathematicians or Cryptologists all huddled around your pile of burning newspapers in the old waste-paper bin as you try to see your notebooks by the dimming light of the Western World as all the Freedoms are drawn out like old Elastic to be snapped, and broken. 

— On this Easter Sunday - Will God Bless This New Order of Things? Of course not, but neither will scientists who remain huddled around a candle flame wondering why the lights have all gone out and why the UPS hasn't switched in! It's because you only payed the Rip-Off Prices for electricity. And that doesn't add up to a pile of candles worth does it stupid.

Ah Got You This Time. The old itterative approximation solution for defining who the world's bloody greatest Idiot and Tyrannt is.
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"When the righteous become many, the people rejoice; but when anyone wicked bears rule, the people sigh".
— Prov 29:2

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