'Excuse me mr FIELD N****R, er Mr President Sir, we're experiencing some biblical prophecy coming true right at this time and we would like to know if you'd like to end your game of golf for any reason ...'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029320/East-Coast-Earthquake-hits-Virginia-aftershocks-Washington-DC-New-York.html"An earthquake in Washington, er does my wife know about earthquakes ..., anyway, no we're fine out here, it's fine and sunny, and I'm hauling ass just 19 under-par.
"Er, Call me when it's over."
